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We Apologize for Being Idiots
If you hear noises in the background, it's because I'm adding a new security system to my house because there are still some kids that like to show up to my fucking house. It blows my mind. And I have, I have installed dart guns, so the second you step on my property, it's gonna shoot you in the neck and you'll be— and you'll be— and you'll be— you'll be passed out, and I will come and Jason will teabag your face. Yeah, while you're passed out.
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And I was like, I was like, yeah, you can do that. And Wyatt was like, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. That might hurt his feelings.
Oh really? Funny. Yeah, those kids are too nice. I don't know.
They're good kids, guys.
If you hear noises in the background, it's because I'm adding a new security system to my house because there are still some kids that like to show up to my fucking house. It blows my mind. And I have, I have installed dart guns, so the second you step on my property, it's gonna shoot you in the neck and you'll be— and you'll be— and you'll be— you'll be passed out, and I will come and Jason will…
And these, these balls, guys, they've gotten really low. I barely even have to squat anymore, so just, just be ready. My balls are so low right now.
No, no, but actually, please do not show up to any of our houses. I don't know why people do it. I don't know why people do it, because they hear me say this. There's someone listening to this right now that will show up to my house. Yeah. And it's like, and…
Yeah.