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We Apologize for Being Idiots

Oh really? Funny. Yeah, those kids are too nice. I don't know.

January 11, 201915:12David
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Jason14:55
Giving a monkey a shower. She came into me and she was like, and you know, we have that giant painting of you on our wall. She came in and she was like, she's like, She's like, I'm giving a monkey a shower. She's like, what if I like scrub David's face?
David15:05
What a fucking asshole.
Jason15:07
And I was like, I was like, yeah, you can do that. And Wyatt was like, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. That might hurt his feelings.
David15:12
Oh really? Funny. Yeah, those kids are too nice. I don't know.
Jason15:17
They're good kids, guys.
David15:18
If you hear noises in the background, it's because I'm adding a new security system to my house because there are still some kids that like to show up to my fucking house. It blows my mind. And I have, I have installed dart guns, so the second you step on my…
Jason15:43
And these, these balls, guys, they've gotten really low. I barely even have to squat anymore, so just, just be ready. My balls are so low right now.