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We Apologize for Being Idiots
That'd be amazing if your son ever starts like playing stadiums and I'm just like that fucking douche who never believed in him. I would love that. I actually don't want you to invite— I want that to be an ongoing joke where I'm genuinely not invited to any of his concerts, like when he's like a big star. And I've just talked him down for so many years.
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Wait till you're shut out of the fucking stadium, dog, when your name's not on the list.
I can't wait.
When you're trying to come backstage.
That'd be amazing if your son ever starts like playing stadiums and I'm just like that fucking douche who never believed in him. I would love that. I actually don't want you to invite— I want that to be an ongoing joke where I'm genuinely not invited to any of his concerts, like when he's like a big star. And I've just talked him down for so many years.
Charlie was going to make a TikTok last night and she was like, she wanted to— she was— the line was, um, uh, wash a monkey. Yo, what's that song? A Phineas and Ferb theme song. Yeah.
So the line was, giving a monkey a shower.
Giving a monkey a shower. She came into me and she was like, and you know, we have that giant painting of you on our wall. She came in and she was like, she's like, She's like, I'm giving a monkey a shower. She's like, what if I like scrub David's face?