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We Apologize for Being Idiots
So they'll be like, oh my god, why is my internet working not as fast as it used to? Oh, because you littered today.
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your kids would have been gone by now. Your kids would not be anywhere.
They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.
What?
So they'll be like, oh my god, why is my internet working not as fast as it used to? Oh, because you littered today.
That's so fucking stupid. I also feel like that's so, so far ahead. It's like, I don't think that's gonna happen at any time soon.
2020.
Bullshit.