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We Apologize for Being Idiots
They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.
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They can take your dog away.
They can ban you from the kids' best schools if your score's too low. So if you like—
your kids would have been gone by now. Your kids would not be anywhere.
They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.
What?
So they'll be like, oh my god, why is my internet working not as fast as it used to? Oh, because you littered today.
That's so fucking stupid. I also feel like that's so, so far ahead. It's like, I don't think that's gonna happen at any time soon.