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We Apologize for Being Idiots

They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.

January 11, 201911:48Jason
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David11:40
They can take your dog away.
Jason11:41
They can ban you from the kids' best schools if your score's too low. So if you like—
David11:44
your kids would have been gone by now. Your kids would not be anywhere.
Jason11:48
They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.
David11:53
What?
Jason11:53
So they'll be like, oh my god, why is my internet working not as fast as it used to? Oh, because you littered today.
David12:00
That's so fucking stupid. I also feel like that's so, so far ahead. It's like, I don't think that's gonna happen at any time soon.