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We Apologize for Being Idiots
They can ban you from the kids' best schools if your score's too low. So if you like—
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But I mean, who knows? That could fucking show up here. That sounds like an episode of Black Mirror. I mean, honestly, it probably is an episode of Black Mirror.
Can't go to the best hotels. They can take your dog away.
They can take your dog away.
They can ban you from the kids' best schools if your score's too low. So if you like—
your kids would have been gone by now. Your kids would not be anywhere.
They'd be panhandling downtown. They can throttle your internet speed.
What?