Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex

I got a bunch of— I got a bunch of DMs. So Natalie said that that there's a bunch of companies that offer unlimited PTO, and then I got a bunch of DMs saying, hey, Middle America here, no such fucking thing, and they were pissed. And then the next day the tid…

It's definitely— it's a— it's like a new thing. I feel like that's happened over the past—

regardless, don't bring this shit up because I fucking fought it out. I'm not giving you unlimited PTO.

I was— you don't campaign for it, sweetheart. You already have it in your own little head. No, well, in your own twisted world, you have unlimited PTO, you go wherever you want, and you enjoy your vacation time.

And Natalie is lying. There's no such thing as widespread unlimited PTO, also even in the companies it exists in. But then there's other ones that are like, no, I have—

there is a thing though. So both my parents' companies have unlimited PTO, but do my parents actually take unlimited PTO? No, they take like maybe 4 weeks max throughout the year. So it's like, you know, it's like there's like a caveat, like obviously you can…