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Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex

Here. So this is a DM I got this morning actually. Hi David. Big fan here since day one. You always have hilarious stories on the podcast and I wanna reach out with a story. To see if it would make the podcast. When I was in high school, my best friend— my friend made me go to her boyfriend's house when I was her ride. At the time, he was home alone, but his older brother had friends over for a party. My friend and her boyfriend, we were all friends but didn't know those people because he was older. So we hung out in his room while there was a party going on, and my friend's boyfriend had this huge PC computer with headset. These headsets were totally noise-canceling, and I couldn't hear anything. When playing a video. So I went on to YouTube and of course looked up the vlogs. Turns out the whole time they were planning this so they could do the nasty in the bed without kicking me out. Gross, right? But they knew how much I loved the videos and knew I wouldn't look up from the computer for a while. So I was in the middle of one of the videos and I see my peripheral vision, the boyfriend coming back with a towel. Super innocent then too. I was like, what the fuck, did they spill? So I— so then, but when I went back into the room, my friend was butt-ass naked under the covers, and that's when I knew they did it in the room with me.

July 3, 202530:19David
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Jason30:16
Okay.
David30:17
With an Amish person. That's like one of my goals.
Natalie30:18
Okay.
David30:19
Here. So this is a DM I got this morning actually. Hi David. Big fan here since day one. You always have hilarious stories on the podcast and I wanna reach out with a story. To see if it would make the podcast. When I was in high school, my best friend— my friend made me go to her boyfriend's house when I was her ride. At the time, he was home alone, but his older brother had friends over for a p…
Jason31:24
Wow.
David31:25
We never talked again after that. Well, I was totally disgusted and mad, but just wanted to share as I think the story is funny with how the videos were able to distract me from everything going on. If you share, please do it anonymously. Thank you, Catherine…
Jason31:37
And now I can only reach climax hearing David's laugh.