Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex

All the fruit is cut up into like the craziest shapes, like shapes that don't even exist in the US. Like pineapples cut like Christmas trees, like, like the fucking watermelons cut like ruffles. Like everything is cut like in the most incredible way. And I love the waiters in like different countries because they'll come over— I mean, every 3 minutes they come over. Like, you take a sip of your water and they're like already filling up your water. But when they ask you for something, it's so great because they like, they stare, they get really close to you, and they're like, they open up their— like, they're, they're really wide-eyed and they go, anything else? And then they like hang on to every word you say. Yeah, they're like, they're like really fucking locking it in. I'm gonna turn around and I go grab it, bro.