Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex

Yeah, 'cause Illya's a fucking ape, dude. All he thinks about is, like, sex, fucking, and that motion, and just grunting. Like, that's literally all Illya is. He's built on two things. Fast cars and big boobs. That's like how his brain operates.

I was watching his phone on the plane and it was so funny. I'd look over, it'd be some guy fucking eating protein. Then I'd take like a 5-minute break. I'd look over, it'd be a car.

No, people send me— he doesn't know. I mean, now he knows and he still doesn't care, but he doesn't know that his like likes on Instagram are public. So like when he likes things, everyone sees it and then they'll DM it to me. They'll be like, yo, why is your…

There was another one where there was like a gorilla with a penis out, and it's all like bestiality and the weirdest fucking things, and he's like publicly liking them. I'm like, keep this shit to yourself, you fucking weirdo. Um, but yeah, no, he's—

oh, we're even, by the way, because you walked out of the movie yesterday.

Oh yeah, okay. Well, there's a lot to say about the movie. So we're in Bangkok, right? So first off The first experience Jason had here with money was quite funny because what you were at the—