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Watching the Vlogs While My Friend's Have Sex
Amen. Thank you, SeatGeek. Anyway, peppermint cream last night, applying it. Yeah, um, and you have to put it on your finger and then put it in your ass. I put a big, big, big dollop of it on my finger and I'm like applying it. It feels so weird applying it. I'm like, this is so bizarre. I'm like talking myself through it because I'm like bent over in the mirror And it takes me like 15 seconds, and then, and then I bring my finger up and it's still on my finger. I used the wrong finger. So for like 15 seconds, just straight up just rubbing myself. Yeah.
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Amen. Thank you, SeatGeek. Anyway, peppermint cream last night, applying it. Yeah, um, and you have to put it on your finger and then put it in your ass. I put a big, big, big dollop of it on my finger and I'm like applying it. It feels so weird applying it. I'm like, this is so bizarre. I'm like talking myself through it because I'm like bent over in the mirror And it takes me like 15 seconds, a…
Oh my God, really gross.
Cuz you were like kind of tired. We're all tired here. Yeah, yeah, like it's— it is. You're in like a weird zombie state.
No, totally. So yeah, I, I rubbed the cream into my butt with the wrong finger, and then I had to go back for seconds, I guess.