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I don't think so. I don't think that's my thing, but I'm so excited just for myself to be ripped. My trainer today was like, he was like, I'm surprised that like you're not recording our entire workout. He's like, I'm really glad that you don't do that. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, most social media people I work out just just work out just for the camera. Oh really? Oh, that is so weird. I'm so— please do not record me working out. Yeah, that's so weird. Like, you wouldn't like to be recorded working out, right? No, right? I look like a fucking dead fish flopping around on a yoga mat. Yeah, I look like I'm not doing anything. I look so awful. I groan.

March 21, 201936:32David
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Jason35:51
You do.
David35:52
I feel so horrible. My— I cannot lift my arms like above my head. I had to just sleep yesterday. Yeah, I think it's cuz when you first start working out, right, it's like the worst, like the first 3 weeks. Yeah, it's like all sore. I think that's where I'm at…
Jason36:25
Will there be any, like, once you get ripped, will there be any ripped pics on Instagram that we can look forward to?
David36:32
I don't think so. I don't think that's my thing, but I'm so excited just for myself to be ripped. My trainer today was like, he was like, I'm surprised that like you're not recording our entire workout. He's like, I'm really glad that you don't do that. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, most social media people I work out just just work out just for the camera. Oh really? Oh, that is so weird.…
Jason37:09
Yeah.
David37:09
Oh yeah, I make all kinds of sounds. When was it— were you ever in school and someone like stood, like, stood up for you? That's like, that's like, it's always such a weird feeling.
Jason37:20
Yeah, yeah, I had, I had, I had, I once had a bully suddenly turn and stand up for me. Oh, that was, that was probably, it just shook my whole world.