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Watching Porn at a Sleepover

And, and yeah, so I had to upgrade myself to first class because Natalie didn't book it originally. So I was upgrading myself to first because I needed to skip all the line. Yeah, because the line, the line was ridiculous. I had like 15 minutes to get on my flight because it was like, or the board, the end, end of the boarding process was about to happen. So I remember I was upgrading myself to first class and the TSA woman was standing over me and I was taking out my credit card like to put it in the machine because you can automatically upgrade yourself. And she goes, why are you taking out your credit card? And I go, oh, I need to pay this. And she goes, oh, first class! She gives me a high five. And it was so sweet. I was like, thank you. And she's like, you're about to have a great time, aren't you? Meanwhile, I'm like miserable because I haven't slept. I'm like, yeah, I'm really excited. And then, and then these two girls walked up to me asking me for a picture. I took a picture with them and then they were leaving and I was like, wait, can you do me a favor?, and I gave them, I gave them $50 each and I had Natalie drive back to the terminal and we just handed them the car and we're just like, just do whatever you want with it. And we got on our flight. Wow. Yeah. So I gave the girls that asked me for a picture our budget car because Natalie called me. She's like, I can't find it. I'm like, I don't fucking know. They're just come back.

March 21, 20192:35David
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Jason2:32
You ever see Survivor?
David2:32
And then they give you like, it was fucking intense.
Jason2:34
Yeah.
David2:35
And, and yeah, so I had to upgrade myself to first class because Natalie didn't book it originally. So I was upgrading myself to first because I needed to skip all the line. Yeah, because the line, the line was ridiculous. I had like 15 minutes to get on my flight because it was like, or the board, the end, end of the boarding process was about to happen. So I remember I was upgrading myself to f…
Jason3:51
The girls are like 12 years old.
David3:53
I think they're old enough to drive. I'm just like, I'm just like, please take it. I don't know if I literally— they're like, what do you want me to do with it? And I'm like, either take it back to budget or take it home. Just get it out of here.
Jason4:04
Give it to your dad.