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Um, well, we were— it's funny, we were, we were leaving Chicago the other day— not the other day, literally yesterday— and, um, we had like a budget rental car and we were really late for our flight, so we were like really scared we're gonna miss it. And, um, we were going to return the car, but the place was like— it was a full line just to return your car. And then it turns out it wasn't the right place to return the car. So we were just like, we don't know what to fucking do at all. Like, we were so confused. So I, I was like, Natalie, I have, I have, I have 3 interviews tomorrow or today in 4, in like 6 hours. So I have to get to LA. Just meet me in LA later. So she dropped me off at the front and I was like, good luck. If you can catch the flight, you can catch the flight. And I mean, she doesn't care because she, her job is the same wherever she is, either LA or Chicago.

March 21, 20191:39David
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Jason1:16
I've asked you full large, large financial questions and you haven't answered, and then they've just gone through and I've made a ton of money. Those are the best.
David1:27
Dude, I need to borrow $30,000. I'm gonna do it right now. Is that okay? Can I grab the money? All right, cool, Dave. Thanks.
Jason1:34
David's like Laural or Yanny? Literally.
David1:39
Um, well, we were— it's funny, we were, we were leaving Chicago the other day— not the other day, literally yesterday— and, um, we had like a budget rental car and we were really late for our flight, so we were like really scared we're gonna miss it. And, um, we were going to return the car, but the place was like— it was a full line just to return your car. And then it turns out it wasn't the ri…
Jason2:25
Right.
David2:26
So, so she had to go back and find a bunch of cars while I went. I got on my flight. This is like Survivor.
Jason2:32
You ever see Survivor?