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Walking in on Parents Having Sex

And it gives me the keys to the city. No, but like, I would always, I would always like pretend I was like this huge superhero, and I'd be like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck it, I'm gonna destroy this guy. Yeah. And I brought this up in my class. Yeah. And like in front of my, in front of all my, uh, all the kids that were in my class, and everyone was like, holy shit, I have the exact same thoughts. And it was so surprising because it's such a weird thing, a weird thing to think, right? It's almost a little narcissistic, like painting yourself as this big hero.

August 24, 201733:08David
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Jason32:35
Every day? Every day.
David32:36
Because, because I wouldn't think about it in like a scared way. I'd always paint myself like as this huge hero. And I'd always be like, okay, shooter walked in here right now. There's 4 of them in the building. This one guy's gonna come out. I'm gonna hide i…
Jason32:58
And then I'm gonna ask Marianne Robisi to go to prom, and she's gonna say yes, and I'll have blood on my hands. And then the principal will be like, you know what, Dobrik, you're not so bad after all.
David33:08
And it gives me the keys to the city. No, but like, I would always, I would always like pretend I was like this huge superhero, and I'd be like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck it, I'm gonna destroy this guy. Yeah. And I brought this up in my class. Yeah. And like in front of my, in front of all my, uh, all the kids that were in my class, and everyone was like, holy shit, I have the exact same thoughts…
Jason33:35
I've, I've had hero fantasies for sure.
David33:37
You've had hero fantasies?
Jason33:38
Yeah, yeah.