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Walking in on Parents Having Sex
Because, because I wouldn't think about it in like a scared way. I'd always paint myself like as this huge hero. And I'd always be like, okay, shooter walked in here right now. There's 4 of them in the building. This one guy's gonna come out. I'm gonna hide in the closet, and when he walks by the closet, I'm gonna pop out, grab his gun, and shoot him in the face. And then I'm gonna go around the school, and I'm gonna find the last 4, find the last 3, and I'm gonna kill them.
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That's what I do at church.
Um, I would always think about what I would do if a shooter walked into the building. It's like my biggest— like, like I would be sitting in class, I mean, this is— I'm telling you, this is what my mind would go off to all— like probably every day.
Every day? Every day.
Because, because I wouldn't think about it in like a scared way. I'd always paint myself like as this huge hero. And I'd always be like, okay, shooter walked in here right now. There's 4 of them in the building. This one guy's gonna come out. I'm gonna hide in the closet, and when he walks by the closet, I'm gonna pop out, grab his gun, and shoot him in the face. And then I'm gonna go around the…
And then I'm gonna ask Marianne Robisi to go to prom, and she's gonna say yes, and I'll have blood on my hands. And then the principal will be like, you know what, Dobrik, you're not so bad after all.
And it gives me the keys to the city. No, but like, I would always, I would always like pretend I was like this huge superhero, and I'd be like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fuck it, I'm gonna destroy this guy. Yeah. And I brought this up in my class. Yeah. And like…
I've, I've had hero fantasies for sure.