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Walking in on Parents Having Sex

Um, I would always think about what I would do if a shooter walked into the building. It's like my biggest— like, like I would be sitting in class, I mean, this is— I'm telling you, this is what my mind would go off to all— like probably every day.

August 24, 201732:20David
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Jason31:59
Um, nuts. Fruits, fruits and nuts mixed together.
David32:03
No, not fruits and nuts. This is something I've actually never told you. Um, it's— I, I think about this a lot when I'm in school and when I— well, when I used to be in school and I used to go to church, any public gathering really. I would always— boobs? Sor…
Jason32:19
That's what I do at church.
David32:20
Um, I would always think about what I would do if a shooter walked into the building. It's like my biggest— like, like I would be sitting in class, I mean, this is— I'm telling you, this is what my mind would go off to all— like probably every day.
Jason32:35
Every day? Every day.
David32:36
Because, because I wouldn't think about it in like a scared way. I'd always paint myself like as this huge hero. And I'd always be like, okay, shooter walked in here right now. There's 4 of them in the building. This one guy's gonna come out. I'm gonna hide i…
Jason32:58
And then I'm gonna ask Marianne Robisi to go to prom, and she's gonna say yes, and I'll have blood on my hands. And then the principal will be like, you know what, Dobrik, you're not so bad after all.