Walking in on Parents Having Sex

She works, uh, she, she was working at Neiman Marcus. Neiman Marcus, and then she, uh, yeah, she has a little apartment there subsidized by the state.

It's just so scary to me that she just lives by herself.

Yeah, she lives in a town where nothing bad happens.

Uh, no, she— well, she's my sister, she has a lot of friends. Oh, so she hangs out? She doesn't watch Wheel of Fortune. She— my mom's more like, um, she likes like what you and I like. Like, she'll watch— she would like watch what you would watch. What, porn?…

Yeah, because she loves the vlogs. She watches yours? Yeah. I thought you said she was into comedy. Boom!

Damn, fuck you. All right, fuck this. All right, I'm— I'm— fuck it. If it's gonna be a show like this, then let's do it. Your fucking hair looks stupid. Dumb, dumb, dumb. And you need a haircut. They're too easy. And it's falling out. How about that? What? Th…