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Walking in on Parents Having Sex

Yeah, my, my, my father-in-law used to go on cruises, and he says they had this thing called the dead mic, which is people just die on cruises and then they chopper them out. At least every cruise someone dies.

August 24, 201714:54Jason
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David14:18
Yeah, it's like that. And then you leave, and then your mother is crawling and clawing at the window. Wanting to get out. I mean, retirement homes are nice for one reason, because it's the most sex-filled area you'll ever— like, old people have sex like no ot…
Jason14:33
I've heard that, but did you see that?
David14:35
It's constant hooking up. Like, they constantly hook up with people. And the scariest part about working at a retirement home is, um, especially at dinner, the people would always sit at the same spot. And like, every week you come in and there's a spot missi…
Jason14:54
Yeah, my, my, my father-in-law used to go on cruises, and he says they had this thing called the dead mic, which is people just die on cruises and then they chopper them out. At least every cruise someone dies.
David15:05
Yeah, it's terrifying. And like, and like, there's— there was like some conspiracy theories.
Jason15:11
So you would go to work one day and be like, where's Jerry?
David15:13
Yeah, he's dead. Jerry actually did pass away. That's a really good guess.