Walking in on Parents Having Sex

Yes. I mean, it was a war zone. And we always knew, like when I first started working there, I was like, what the hell is going on? Like it was brutal. It was just— I just didn't understand it. And actually, my first 2, 3 months I worked there, 3 months in a…

Really?

And like congratulate me. And they— dude, they loved me. They gave me such an ego boost. Every time I would serve their tables, they'd be like, When are you getting out of here, kid? And I'm like, soon, Peter, soon. But it's just so depressing. And my friends…

Yeah, it's like that. And then you leave, and then your mother is crawling and clawing at the window. Wanting to get out. I mean, retirement homes are nice for one reason, because it's the most sex-filled area you'll ever— like, old people have sex like no ot…

I've heard that, but did you see that?

It's constant hooking up. Like, they constantly hook up with people. And the scariest part about working at a retirement home is, um, especially at dinner, the people would always sit at the same spot. And like, every week you come in and there's a spot missi…