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Walking in on Parents Having Sex

Really?

August 24, 201713:49Jason
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David12:57
Especially if you're serving them constantly. This doesn't justify what my friends would do, but they would— I mean, this was on a constant basis. They would, when someone was eating their fruit salad and the old person was done with it, they would take it up…
Jason13:18
No.
David13:19
Yes. I mean, it was a war zone. And we always knew, like when I first started working there, I was like, what the hell is going on? Like it was brutal. It was just— I just didn't understand it. And actually, my first 2, 3 months I worked there, 3 months in a…
Jason13:49
Really?
David13:50
And like congratulate me. And they— dude, they loved me. They gave me such an ego boost. Every time I would serve their tables, they'd be like, When are you getting out of here, kid? And I'm like, soon, Peter, soon. But it's just so depressing. And my friends…
Jason14:16
I've been by it. It looked like a nice place.
David14:18
Yeah, it's like that. And then you leave, and then your mother is crawling and clawing at the window. Wanting to get out. I mean, retirement homes are nice for one reason, because it's the most sex-filled area you'll ever— like, old people have sex like no ot…