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I don't care if there's a shit firestorm of 'I'm a racist' tomorrow on Twitter. I don't— just tell the story as I got in the car. He was a nice man, and he was just Right away he goes, this fucking, this fucking Uber stuff, this Uber is for shit, man. It fucking suck, okay? Okay. He goes, I've been driving for 12 hours a day. You know how much I made? I made— he goes, I made $72 in 12. I drive to the fucking airport, man. I drive to the fucking airport round trip, 2 and a half hour. I make $4, man. Uber, man, they take 40%, man. He goes, now I know, now I know why 96% of Uber drivers quit in the first year. He must have said that 12 times coming to your house. 96%, 96%. And I just kept going, yeah, man, you gotta, you gotta find something else to do. It was like, what do you do? And I was like, I do YouTube. He's like, okay, so what, what do you mean? And I was like, I do, I make YouTube videos. And that was it.

July 13, 20178:00Jason
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David7:46
Yeah, I mean, I guess, but I don't think it's racist. Is it racist talking about this Uber driver's accent? Like, you're just trying to mimic him. I don't know.
Jason7:54
I'm sure plenty of, you know, like, some people can pull it off, some people can't. Let's see.
David7:59
I can't do it.
Jason8:00
I don't care if there's a shit firestorm of 'I'm a racist' tomorrow on Twitter. I don't— just tell the story as I got in the car. He was a nice man, and he was just Right away he goes, this fucking, this fucking Uber stuff, this Uber is for shit, man. It fucking suck, okay? Okay. He goes, I've been driving for 12 hours a day. You know how much I made? I made— he goes, I made $72 in 12. I drive to…
David9:04
Yeah, that was really racist.
Jason9:05
Oh, you fucking asshole, you talked me right into it. Yeah, I'm not racist. I love Korean people.
David9:12
Guys, tweet it. We don't even know if he's Korean.