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Yep, that's how toenails work. The thing is, when I cut my toenails, they're disgusting.
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I've been to Boston, and now I've got to go to Chicago and whatever.
Cool, I'm sure they have nail clippers in Boston. You didn't go to Mars, you didn't go on this expedition, you went to—
The thing is, when I cut my toenails, they they grow right back, like, really fast.
Yep, that's how toenails work. The thing is, when I cut my toenails, they're disgusting.
I'm gonna tweet a picture. Listen, I'm gonna prove you wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna tweet a picture of my toenails. Okay, tonight.
And then you'll have— I'm gonna have a little Twitter deactivated by the morning.
Oh man, I hope that people didn't think my Korean accent was offensive.