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Cool, I'm sure they have nail clippers in Boston. You didn't go to Mars, you didn't go on this expedition, you went to—

July 13, 201738:15David
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Jason38:07
I can't find my nail clippers.
David38:09
They're probably under your toenails.
Jason38:11
I've been to Boston, and now I've got to go to Chicago and whatever.
David38:15
Cool, I'm sure they have nail clippers in Boston. You didn't go to Mars, you didn't go on this expedition, you went to—
Jason38:23
The thing is, when I cut my toenails, they they grow right back, like, really fast.
David38:27
Yep, that's how toenails work. The thing is, when I cut my toenails, they're disgusting.
Jason38:32
I'm gonna tweet a picture. Listen, I'm gonna prove you wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna tweet a picture of my toenails. Okay, tonight.