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To get to make videos every day. I don't care that I don't have the most healthy lifestyle. I love doing this. And like, it's just like, it blows my mind that it's even a complaint. Maybe I haven't been doing this for a long time. Maybe in like 10 years, that's when it kicks in and where I'm like, okay, I need to take a break. But like right now, I don't understand at all why people complain about it because I get paid handsomely and it's just the, it's literally the best job on the planet.

July 13, 201732:24David
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Jason32:17
Well, she's nuts, but—
David32:18
Do you know how many people would—
Jason32:20
You know how many people would murder to be in my shoes?
David32:24
To get to make videos every day. I don't care that I don't have the most healthy lifestyle. I love doing this. And like, it's just like, it blows my mind that it's even a complaint. Maybe I haven't been doing this for a long time. Maybe in like 10 years, that's when it kicks in and where I'm like, okay, I need to take a break. But like right now, I don't understand at all why people complain abou…
Jason32:51
It's great, but. There's just something missing for me. It's— and I don't know what it is. It's probably just a girlfriend. It's toe clippers. Can we get a toe clippers sponsor?
David33:00
It's toe clippers and a bath. And me undies apparently, because they won't send him any undies.
Jason33:05
I want a clipp— it's exactly what I mean. I want time to clip my toenails.