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Do you know how many people would—

July 13, 201732:18David
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Jason32:07
Then you end up in the hospital. That's not true. You end up at the fucking hospital on a Sunday with your girlfriend fucking sucking blood out of your mouth.
David32:15
She loved it, she had a good time.
Jason32:17
Well, she's nuts, but—
David32:18
Do you know how many people would—
Jason32:20
You know how many people would murder to be in my shoes?
David32:24
To get to make videos every day. I don't care that I don't have the most healthy lifestyle. I love doing this. And like, it's just like, it blows my mind that it's even a complaint. Maybe I haven't been doing this for a long time. Maybe in like 10 years, that…
Jason32:51
It's great, but. There's just something missing for me. It's— and I don't know what it is. It's probably just a girlfriend. It's toe clippers. Can we get a toe clippers sponsor?