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no, it wasn't that bad. And, um, then I got— and then I got halfway into my car ride home and it just came right back. Oh, really bad. Like, and, and then I thought to myself, I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. It was never my top tooth, it was my bottom tooth. And I'm like, I can do this, I can wait one more day. And then Liza came came to my place at like 11, and I'm screaming. She just hears me screaming. She's like, what the hell is going on? And, um, she, she frantically is like calling these places. Dude, Liza helped me out so much, like, during this whole thing. Like, for like 5 hours, she's just on the phone with a bunch of different dentists. Not like 5 hours in a row, but like on and off, because she's tending to me because I'm like a crybaby bitch. And, um, I'm just going insane. And then Liza calls you because we can't get any dentist Sunday morning because apparently it's not a thing.

July 13, 201727:08David
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Jason27:00
And your face blow up?
David27:02
No, my face didn't blow up. Good question, Jason.
Jason27:05
Well, because when I got my wisdom teeth out, you look like a chipmunk. A lot of people—
David27:08
no, it wasn't that bad. And, um, then I got— and then I got halfway into my car ride home and it just came right back. Oh, really bad. Like, and, and then I thought to myself, I'm like, I'm a fucking idiot. It was never my top tooth, it was my bottom tooth. And I'm like, I can do this, I can wait one more day. And then Liza came came to my place at like 11, and I'm screaming. She just hears me sc…
Jason27:57
Right.
David27:58
And then you hook us up with one of your family dentists.
Jason28:00
And my dentist, Dr. Sherry.