TRYING TO GET LAID

I looked up emergency, emergency dentist and And I call these people and they were like, they called me back on an unknown number. I'm like, this is really sketchy, whatever. I need to do this. I drove about 50 minutes to this place. I get to the office door. It's like a very small door in the side of a building in an alleyway. And I'm knocking on it and no one's answering. I call this number back. No one picks up. I get another call from an unknown number and they're like, they'll be there in 10 minutes. And I'm like, okay, for sure, whatever. I'm sitting on the doorstep. They show up. It's just a cute family. It's like a mother and a father, it looks like, and it's their daughter, and they're there to help me fix my teeth. And he takes an X-ray of my teeth, pulls out my top wisdom tooth super easily. But the, the, the most— super easily, it was like he slipped it out like with like almost like a butter knife, and it just, it just popped right out. I'm like, this is great. I was on a bunch of pain meds that he gave me at the time, so I was leaving and I'm like, this is great, he did it, he fixed it.