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David thinks because I'm so old that my parents must be dead and that I'm making up the fact that I have parents to sound young. Meanwhile, they're in my vlogs. David thinks they're actors. I came back from Boston today and David was like, oh yeah, look at those old people in your fucking Instagram stories. I'm like, you mean my parents who raised me and who I love?
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Your dad? You don't have a dad.
You keep saying that. It's not, not true. I have a father.
All right, fair enough. Um, let me—
David thinks because I'm so old that my parents must be dead and that I'm making up the fact that I have parents to sound young. Meanwhile, they're in my vlogs. David thinks they're actors. I came back from Boston today and David was like, oh yeah, look at those old people in your fucking Instagram stories. I'm like, you mean my parents who raised me and who I love?
And I was like, bullshit.
You were really turned off by the old people on my Instagram stories?
No, I loved it. I thought it was great.