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My dad's in great shape. He smokes like a fucking chimney.
Your dad? You don't have a dad.
You keep saying that. It's not, not true. I have a father.
All right, fair enough. Um, let me—
David thinks because I'm so old that my parents must be dead and that I'm making up the fact that I have parents to sound young. Meanwhile, they're in my vlogs. David thinks they're actors. I came back from Boston today and David was like, oh yeah, look at th…
And I was like, bullshit.
You were really turned off by the old people on my Instagram stories?