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Oh yeah, you do.

July 13, 201718:40Jason
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David18:13
For those of you who don't know, Postmates is a food delivery service, and when you order, let's say you wanna order a Subway footlong, the footlong comes out to be $7, and the delivery turns out to be $23. So the only time I get Postmates is when someone's a…
Jason18:36
No, you pay for the Postmates when I Postmate.
David18:38
Yes, I pay for the Postmates, I don't pay for the delivery.
Jason18:40
Oh yeah, you do.
David18:41
No, I don't.
Jason18:41
Oh fuck yeah, you do. When that bill is fucking, when that bill is $28, we pay $14 each.
David18:46
I give you a little bit of a tip, but we're splitting the delivery. I don't go, just, Jason, just trust me on this, okay? You're wrong, I'm right.