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Yes, I pay for the Postmates, I don't pay for the delivery.
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Don't try to separate yourself by saying that you don't do something when you do it.
For those of you who don't know, Postmates is a food delivery service, and when you order, let's say you wanna order a Subway footlong, the footlong comes out to be $7, and the delivery turns out to be $23. So the only time I get Postmates is when someone's a…
No, you pay for the Postmates when I Postmate.
Yes, I pay for the Postmates, I don't pay for the delivery.
Oh yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
Oh fuck yeah, you do. When that bill is fucking, when that bill is $28, we pay $14 each.