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Why am I not getting it? I need it more than you. I don't have underwear. I don't wear it. I'm the guy that doesn't wear underwear.
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Let me just tell you guys about the underwear I'm wearing because it's MeUndies and it's so comfortable. That it helps me sit through this podcast with Jason.
Why are you getting the free MeUndies and I'm not? What happened? You showed up from Jack's— oh yeah, it was the stuff over at Jack's house. Jack didn't tell me about it. We share the same manager, Jack Reed.
We got, um, there was— okay, so we keep doing these brand deals for MeUndies. Like right now we have an ad to read for MeUndies and they keep sending me underwear.
Why am I not getting it? I need it more than you. I don't have underwear. I don't wear it. I'm the guy that doesn't wear underwear.
Maybe that's why they don't send it to you.
I'm the guy that needs underwear.
Anyway, every pair of MeUndies is sustainably sourced and made from Micro Modal. Modal? A fabric that's 3 times softer than cotton. Holy cow.