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For those of you who don't know, Postmates is a food delivery service, and when you order, let's say you wanna order a Subway footlong, the footlong comes out to be $7, and the delivery turns out to be $23. So the only time I get Postmates is when someone's already covering the delivery, and they're like, hey, I'm already ordering from this place, do you want anything? And I'm like, yes, I'll have a sub. "Here's $7." That's the only time I do it, because it just, it makes complete sense.

July 13, 201718:13David
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Jason18:07
So you are doing it.
David18:08
Listen, this is the way I see it.
Jason18:10
Don't try to separate yourself by saying that you don't do something when you do it.
David18:13
For those of you who don't know, Postmates is a food delivery service, and when you order, let's say you wanna order a Subway footlong, the footlong comes out to be $7, and the delivery turns out to be $23. So the only time I get Postmates is when someone's already covering the delivery, and they're like, hey, I'm already ordering from this place, do you want anything? And I'm like, yes, I'll hav…
Jason18:36
No, you pay for the Postmates when I Postmate.
David18:38
Yes, I pay for the Postmates, I don't pay for the delivery.
Jason18:40
Oh yeah, you do.