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You didn't eat the lettuce!

July 13, 201716:39Jason
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David16:21
I'm prioritizing my health. I think my health is important. I drink water every day. I don't drink soda. Boom. Why are you looking at me like you just farted?
Jason16:31
You sound like a fucking idiot. Like, what are you talking about? You don't eat broccoli. You don't eat salad. You don't have any—
David16:37
I had tender greens twice today.
Jason16:39
You didn't eat the lettuce!
David16:40
Yes, I did!
Jason16:41
No, you didn't, you ate the bread!
David16:42
I had arugula. Yeah, I ate the bread because it was on my plate. I wasn't gonna leave it on the table.