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I'm prioritizing my health. I think my health is important. I drink water every day. I don't drink soda. Boom. Why are you looking at me like you just farted?
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What are your wisdom teeth for?
Your segues are awful. I hate tomato juice, but we should really talk about Trump's new—
I'm talking about— it's a good segue. Okay, it's a perfect segue because you're not prioritizing the podcast and you're not prioritizing your health. It's a simple—
I'm prioritizing my health. I think my health is important. I drink water every day. I don't drink soda. Boom. Why are you looking at me like you just farted?
You sound like a fucking idiot. Like, what are you talking about? You don't eat broccoli. You don't eat salad. You don't have any—
I had tender greens twice today.
You didn't eat the lettuce!