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Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal
This is what I was taught, huh? Santa Claus wasn't really always legit, but I believed it for the Americans. Like, I believed it on the American side. What my parents always said, because they're from Slovakia, is that Jesus brings the presents. Ah, that he comes down, he puts it under the— he puts it under the tree. And it does sound, you know, stupid, but then they would explain it in a way which makes sense. They would go like, well, Jesus He helps us with our jobs. He helps us with, you know, living. He helps us with putting food on the table, right? And he helps us get you the gifts. So that's how they kind of twisted me into that. So if you, if you're wondering, yes, Jesus does bring you the presents.
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No, how could you even— like, when you tell someone that Santa Claus is real— like, I was Jewish, so they— my whole life, my parents, they— we would just fucking laugh at the kids.
Yeah, okay.
We'd be like, are you fucking dumb? A man comes down. This is when I was 8.
This is what I was taught, huh? Santa Claus wasn't really always legit, but I believed it for the Americans. Like, I believed it on the American side. What my parents always said, because they're from Slovakia, is that Jesus brings the presents. Ah, that he comes down, he puts it under the— he puts it under the tree. And it does sound, you know, stupid, but then they would explain it in a way whi…
It's good brainwashing. Did you enjoy church?
I could— I didn't like church because I had to stand.
Oh yeah, yeah, you told me this. You said this on our live podcast, which you wouldn't release. That was such a funny concept. I thought that was so funny. What happened? You did it live. You were talking about this this when we did the live show, but you— we…