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Look, I mean, while we're getting the cobwebs out, Uh, also Santa Claus is bullshit. What else? Tooth Fairy's fucking fake.
What? I'm so caught up on that one.
No, how could you even— like, when you tell someone that Santa Claus is real— like, I was Jewish, so they— my whole life, my parents, they— we would just fucking laugh at the kids.
Yeah, okay.
We'd be like, are you fucking dumb? A man comes down. This is when I was 8.
This is what I was taught, huh? Santa Claus wasn't really always legit, but I believed it for the Americans. Like, I believed it on the American side. What my parents always said, because they're from Slovakia, is that Jesus brings the presents. Ah, that he c…
It's good brainwashing. Did you enjoy church?