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Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal

No, how could you even— like, when you tell someone that Santa Claus is real— like, I was Jewish, so they— my whole life, my parents, they— we would just fucking laugh at the kids.

November 9, 201728:40Jason
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David28:24
Yeah.
Jason28:24
Look, I mean, while we're getting the cobwebs out, Uh, also Santa Claus is bullshit. What else? Tooth Fairy's fucking fake.
David28:39
What? I'm so caught up on that one.
Jason28:40
No, how could you even— like, when you tell someone that Santa Claus is real— like, I was Jewish, so they— my whole life, my parents, they— we would just fucking laugh at the kids.
David28:52
Yeah, okay.
Jason28:53
We'd be like, are you fucking dumb? A man comes down. This is when I was 8.
David28:57
This is what I was taught, huh? Santa Claus wasn't really always legit, but I believed it for the Americans. Like, I believed it on the American side. What my parents always said, because they're from Slovakia, is that Jesus brings the presents. Ah, that he c…