Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal

Don't you dare for a second ruin this for me. Um, no, but I think, I think it's cute. I didn't, I didn't know that Santa wasn't real until the same day I found out Santa wasn't real. Yeah, I found out people died during 9/11. I don't know if I told you this, but I think I have. I was, I was in my second grade class. I think I've said this story before. I was in my second grade class and the teacher goes, we're talking about 9/11 and we're sitting in a circle and I speak up and I don't know why I said this, but I'm like, at least nobody died, right? Looked at me like I was a fucking moron. This is a great story. And, and, and then I go home to my parents. I'm like, what's going on? And apparently people died during 9/11. Right. And then I'm like, and then I was just like betrayed. I'm like, what else is there? What else aren't you telling me? And then they look at each other and then they tell me about Santa Claus too. And I'm like—