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Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal
Listen, I would kill for that honor. I would kill a deer just to be, just for you to let me. If you have any deer problems, I'll take care of them if you let me tell your son. No, on camera. And I'm not even being a douche about it. I think it's gonna be fucking hysterical for him to look back at in 4 years, and he's gonna be like, holy shit, dude, I would kill for my parents to have the video of me telling me Santa isn't real. Be real with me, would you not love to watch that? Yeah, of yourself finding out when Santa's not real. Yeah, come on, let me do it. Let me record it. I'll even tell him the Tooth Fairy's not real. Go, Marty! Okay, I'll talk to her. Call her. I'll talk to her.
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Oh, you believe in the Tooth Fairy? I mean, I feel as if, you know, that's like saying, that's like letting him walk around being like, the world is flat. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, it's cute up to a point, but I told her today, I said, you really…
What did your ex-wife say about that?
She goes, no, no, no, he's such a sweet boy.
Listen, I would kill for that honor. I would kill a deer just to be, just for you to let me. If you have any deer problems, I'll take care of them if you let me tell your son. No, on camera. And I'm not even being a douche about it. I think it's gonna be fucking hysterical for him to look back at in 4 years, and he's gonna be like, holy shit, dude, I would kill for my parents to have the video of…
You could probably talk her into it.
It's a convincing argument, right? Like, in a couple years it's gonna be funny.
I just want to see, like, his face. It must be on YouTube, dude.