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Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal

Oh, you believe in the Tooth Fairy? I mean, I feel as if, you know, that's like saying, that's like letting him walk around being like, the world is flat. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, it's cute up to a point, but I told her today, I said, you really needed to tell him.

November 9, 201725:15Jason
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David25:01
They'll throw rocks at him if they find out. Yeah, yeah, it's serious. I mean, it's literally like his son— his son doesn't know that Santa Claus isn't really—
Jason25:08
and the Tooth Fairy.
David25:09
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, well, that's, that's normal. Who else would take care of your teeth?
Jason25:15
Oh, you believe in the Tooth Fairy? I mean, I feel as if, you know, that's like saying, that's like letting him walk around being like, the world is flat. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, it's cute up to a point, but I told her today, I said, you really needed to tell him.
David25:34
What did your ex-wife say about that?
Jason25:36
She goes, no, no, no, he's such a sweet boy.
David25:39
Listen, I would kill for that honor. I would kill a deer just to be, just for you to let me. If you have any deer problems, I'll take care of them if you let me tell your son. No, on camera. And I'm not even being a douche about it. I think it's gonna be fuck…