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Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal

Sorry, dude, that's, that's brutal. Yeah. And what did you tell the kids?

November 9, 201724:21David
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Jason24:08
It, it— you see, the thing is, is like, we all are broken deers, and that's how I feel when I'm on eHarmony.
David24:15
You had sex with a deer after it was dead, didn't you?
Jason24:19
That's how it's related.
David24:21
Sorry, dude, that's, that's brutal. Yeah. And what did you tell the kids?
Jason24:26
We told them that it was rehabilitated. Which, by the way, I spoke with Marnie today, and this—
David24:31
this— until your kids bring a gun home and they're like, I'm gonna rehabilitate you, Dad, you seem like you have trouble, shoot you right in the head. That's a good— that's a good message.
Jason24:39
Which, by the way, it's Christmas season, and, and worried about the Santa Claus thing. I think it's time— I told Marnie today, I said, you have to tell him.