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And so, so like, oh, what do we do? So we call the, um, we call the, the ASPCA or whatever, we call the animal control specialist. Yeah, we call the animal control. We get this woman on the phone, but she goes, uh, she goes, oh, oh, oh, that's fine. She goes, all right, well, what's your address? We're gonna have someone come in and, um, you know, with the deer, take the deer out and then we'll take it to rehabilitation. Oh, like that. And we're like, oh, that's so, that's so great. And, um, so we waited like an hour or so, and this is when Wyatt and Charlie were really young, and this big ranger comes. The guy walks in the door, he's like, hey, you got a deer? And I'm like, yeah, come show it to me. And we go out back and, uh, and I'm like, oh, it's right there. And he just, he pulls, he pulls his gun out.

November 9, 201722:20Jason
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David22:09
Okay. Okay.
Jason22:10
So there's a deer that, uh, was, um, broke its leg., and it was in our backyard. So it was there for like, you know, half a day, and it couldn't jump the fence because its leg was— we didn't know if it was broken, but the leg was wounded.
David22:20
Yeah.
Jason22:20
And so, so like, oh, what do we do? So we call the, um, we call the, the ASPCA or whatever, we call the animal control specialist. Yeah, we call the animal control. We get this woman on the phone, but she goes, uh, she goes, oh, oh, oh, that's fine. She goes, all right, well, what's your address? We're gonna have someone come in and, um, you know, with the deer, take the deer out and then we'll t…
David23:03
Shut the fuck up.
Jason23:04
Yeah. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? He goes, I'm gonna shoot in the fucking head.
David23:09
Like that. Are you serious?