Tricked Into a Marriage Proposal

Again, the gay comments that you throw towards me suggesting that in any way I am attracted to you or you are attractive even absolutely baffles my fucking mind. The fact that you'll sit there and call yourself one of the more attractive people around day to…

Then why is your dick in your hand right now?

My dick is in my hand because I am actually working on a science project that you know nothing about because your small brain couldn't possibly handle what I am doing with NASA, which is important work.

I am trying to launch farts with my penis. Okay, so that's what's happening.

All right, roll the intro music. I have—

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