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Guys, if you're trying online dating— sorry guys that there's two ads in a row this quickly, but what can I say? We're raking in the bucks today. If you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and rando…
That's odd.
You can't take to know someone just by looking at their picture. And that's a good call, guys. Jason's pictures are really deceiving. He uses pictures from like 7 years ago when he was in his prime.
No, I put the fat pics up.
Oh, okay, good.
I do. Oh, you know what? I will say something funny. I'll say something nice about eHarmony.
Okay.