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Trespassing At David’s House

Well, no, I'm just— I'm curious about this because every time, like when my parents would move us to a new house, it only happened once. But I like, I realized I was the one closest to the front door. And I've always thought about that. I'm like, are you guys pawning me off to a murderer that comes? Do you know what I mean? And is that— is that what your son is? Is he there? Is he there so you hear the screams and you have enough time to get you and your daughter out? Is that how it works? I guess I never thought about it because, listen, as fucked up as it is, it does make sense, right? Because Because first of all, you can't be by the front door, 'cause then you'll die first and then your kids will die, 'cause there'll be no one to protect them. You can't put your daughter there, 'cause, you know, she's a girl, you have to take care of her first.

May 10, 20204:12David
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Jason3:59
He's like, oh, I didn't realize that it would wake you up. I'm so sorry.
David4:03
So the way your house is set up is you have one room right by your front door and then the rest, the rest are downstairs.
Jason4:09
For all the burglars, let them know exactly the layout.
David4:12
Well, no, I'm just— I'm curious about this because every time, like when my parents would move us to a new house, it only happened once. But I like, I realized I was the one closest to the front door. And I've always thought about that. I'm like, are you guys pawning me off to a murderer that comes? Do you know what I mean? And is that— is that what your son is? Is he there? Is he there so you he…
Jason4:52
Right.
David4:53
It's kinda like common courtesy. So it makes sense to put your son there, so you have enough reaction time to save your daughter. Now did this thought process go through your head, or did he just like that room and that's why he's there?
Jason5:04
Well, I needed to, I wanted Charlie to be close to me, 'cause I didn't want her to be scared, so he just kinda got the shit stick. I mean, the oldest kid, They always get the shit stick, Dave.