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Trespassing At David’s House

No, do you think I'm gonna tell my ex-wife, I'm gonna ask her? Do you know how far down on the fucking list I am with her? She hates me. So for me to walk over at a party with other people and go, hey, my balls are out, like, that's just one more thing for her to— Which, by the way, they didn't say anything. But like, even if they did, they wouldn't— no one's going to be like, yo, Jason, you're like, your balls are out. You know what I mean?

May 10, 202023:23Jason
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Ilya23:06
You didn't feel that they were getting a little more air than normal?
Jason23:09
No, man, when you get old, you don't fucking have any feeling in your balls. They're just like— you forget they're even there.
David23:14
Did you think that, like— did you think that, like— did you ask your wife, like, were you— hey, were my balls out during all that?
Jason23:23
No, do you think I'm gonna tell my ex-wife, I'm gonna ask her? Do you know how far down on the fucking list I am with her? She hates me. So for me to walk over at a party with other people and go, hey, my balls are out, like, that's just one more thing for her to— Which, by the way, they didn't say anything. But like, even if they did, they wouldn't— no one's going to be like, yo, Jason, you're l…
David23:48
Do that. That's funny. That reminds me of a time I was at like, I was at a WME party. WME is a big agency.
Jason23:54
Your balls fell out.
David23:55
Close. Then like, and like, there's these like, there's these like celebrities talking, right? I come into the group like one of them knows me. So he introduces the other like, oh, big fucking actors. Like big actors.