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Trespassing At David’s House

So I get on the bed and I'm like, you know, like a teenage girl and she's like, put jeans on, right? That's me. I'm on the bed doing that thing, you know? And I stuff my fat ass into these 35s and I'm like, I'm good, I won't eat dinner. And I go, they'll be a little loose if I like don't eat a lot at dinner, whatever. And then of course Marnie's like, um, we're gonna go see Wyatt's friend. It's a social distance party. And Wyatt hasn't seen his friend.

May 10, 202021:17Jason
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Jason20:52
Well, I'm a 36 waist, as you know.
Jason20:54
Right.
Jason20:55
And I did lose a couple pounds last week, and I went into my closet, and you know, you look at like old shorts in your closet, like, what do I have from last summer or 5 summers ago? And I see these pairs of 35s, and I'm like, yo, these 35s are fucking tight.…
Jason21:17
So I get on the bed and I'm like, you know, like a teenage girl and she's like, put jeans on, right? That's me. I'm on the bed doing that thing, you know? And I stuff my fat ass into these 35s and I'm like, I'm good, I won't eat dinner. And I go, they'll be a little loose if I like don't eat a lot at dinner, whatever. And then of course Marnie's like, um, we're gonna go see Wyatt's friend. It's a…
David21:44
It's a what?
Jason21:45
A social distance party.
David21:46
What an oxymoron.