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Wait, what?
Oh man.
Well, how did you just leave this out? Like, 20 minutes ago I was like, you have any podcast topics? And you went, no man, I'm out. Showing your balls to a family, I feel like 'Cause something we should have opened with.
Well, I'm a 36 waist, as you know.
Right.
And I did lose a couple pounds last week, and I went into my closet, and you know, you look at like old shorts in your closet, like, what do I have from last summer or 5 summers ago? And I see these pairs of 35s, and I'm like, yo, these 35s are fucking tight.…
So I get on the bed and I'm like, you know, like a teenage girl and she's like, put jeans on, right? That's me. I'm on the bed doing that thing, you know? And I stuff my fat ass into these 35s and I'm like, I'm good, I won't eat dinner. And I go, they'll be a…